Irma: How much would you betray me for?
Taling: I guess it depends on the betray. Will you be doing a high five and I dodge it? Cos I’d be doing that for 5 pesos.
Irma: Think bigger, twerp.
Taling: How much then?
Irma: Like 1 million dollars.
Taling: Ah. Now we’re talking. I’d be okay cheating with your boyfriend, I think.
Irma: Ha! I knew it. I’d understand though. The exchange rate these days… but will you share?
Taling: Of course!
Irma: Okay, we good.
Taling: But what do you think of 1 billion?
Irma: Maybe that’s equivalent to something life threatening. Like we pop mummy on the chin.
Taling: Sorry mum, I think I’ll pop you about 5 times for that money.
Dapat ba akong matuwa at nag apologise na sya in advance?